Portal Toilets

a method of transportation....


what a symbol of beauty...the toilet...the beginning and ending for human contemporary human existence....

the earth, at one point or a another period, used to filter and recycle our excriment first hand...but being the ~vigorously conditioned species that feels the need to update and categorize nouns into what we deem efficient and cultured~ our culture being comprised of flesh filters ourselves installed another filter upon the recycling process...

the portal toilet...

despite the wonderful mystic and hilarious logic surrounding the invention of the toilet and a man name Thomas Crapper...Mr. Crapper can not actually be credited with the invention of the beauty that is the toilet...

toilets themselves have been present and in flux by design and unique use since ancient times...

the modern toilet can be more accurately traced to a man named Sir John Harrington, who described a waste disposal system in the Metamorphosis of Ajax in the 16th century...


we are all made of feces...

the food in your stomach only releases energy as the process and transmutation of organic matter into waste takes place...then the waste is deposited eventually into the ground whether first hand or filtered through a portal...and eventually that organic matter which is a bi-product of animals alike decomposes and fueling the budding of new vegetation that could be possibly used for food...AHH the repugnant reloop!

go eat shit!...sure thing do it everyday.

such a contemporary symbol such as the portal toilet has transportative properties...

if our excriment is ubiquitous (statement acceptable from previously mentioned re-loop) and the power to transport such an omnipresent material is placed upon the duty of your porcelain thrown...then think of the possibilities...

one could possibly after much contemplation and meditation wander to a particular particle possibility...an object that has the sole function to transport wast...organic bi-product...the inevitable eventually food that we eat...

are we not organic material?...susceptible to decomposition, erosion and entropy in general? are we not made of food? is food not made of shit?

this seems to point to a modus ponens:

"if humans are made of food and if food is made of poo and if poo can travel through toilets" then it seems amongst the indirect conclusion that humans are made of poo this flow of logic also points to "if human travel is permitted through toilets" . . . portal toilets

the appearances of such portals within our surrounding environment are traces of a presences...the personal transmutation symbol inscribed into the lid of these toilets are particular incantations that symbolize the specific sole or the metaphysics boulder that represents myself SsengamNiloc...this symbol, despite this transmutation symbol's specificity to an individual, restrictions to particular beings are not placed...

once a portal toilet is opened the portal is subject to be traveled by any organic vessel...

simply what i am attempting to conjure is a matrix of organic particle distributors...so that the harvesting of a particular fruit "raiswhenburrives" can be collected with much more efficiency...

soon climbing roof tops and scouring the earth surface for raiswhenburrive growth will not be necessary...simply the exit location of a portal must be known and one must be present at the entrance location of a portal...and then the magic takes place...created by hands you'll feel it in your feet

the presence of a portal toilet indicates the presence of some type of stigma...



feel free to print the above toilets and create your own worm holes!
happy gathering!

~SSN